1. THE FUTURE IS HERE.  I CAN LISTEN TO THE ASTROS EVERYDAY ON MY IPHONE EVERYDAY.  HOLY FUCK.  THIS IS GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING.
CUBS WILL LOSE TODAY.

    THE FUTURE IS HERE.  I CAN LISTEN TO THE ASTROS EVERYDAY ON MY IPHONE EVERYDAY.  HOLY FUCK.  THIS IS GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING.

    CUBS WILL LOSE TODAY.