tomoatmeal:

I’m sure we’ve all seen the movie, “Analyze This” and probably even “Analyze That” Well guess what?  I just finished writing the third installment to this hilarious series!  The title is, “If You’re Not Doing Anything Constructive, Go Analyze Some Of That Shit In My Garage”

This film is hilarious because there will be all of these scenes where this guy is analyzing people.  The people will be like, “What’s wrong with me Doc?” and the Doctor will be like,  “You’re a fucking idiot.  That’s what’s wrong with you.”  The patient will then try to bumrush the doctor, but the doctor will know kung-fu so he’ll win.

If you’re an agent who wants in on a sure thing, please email me and I’ll hook you up with all of the details.  If you need me to add some sex to the whole thing, please just let me know and I’ll ask my older brother about that.  I can also ask him about profanity.

Thanks!

Tom Oatmeal