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CRAIG T. NELSON’S MUSTACHE

by Christopher Cantwell

Craig T. Nelson has a great mustache in this. Did you realize it’s fake? Look closely! Now, when I say fake, I’m not presuming to say that the mustache is entirely fake—that is to say, synthetic hair and a cheap epoxy—this thing…

This is my favorite BrightWallDarkRoom article yet,

The best way I can describe the movie is that it is a droopy-eyed eight-foot-tall schizophrenic man screaming with a pitch-shifted voice as it lumbers toward you reeking of cheap gin. That’s not supposed to be a description of Peckinpah. It’s supposed to be a description of the shadow of the indiscriminate monster Peckinpah (et al) left on the wall in making this movie.  

Hey, they posted my article! Even if you never witness this film, read this and hopefully I can give you the briefest of glimpses into its crazy.