It’s real, and it’s spectacular. Now that I’ve shaved it off, I feel okay sharing this photo of the bitchin’ stache that lived on my face this weekend.
For those who have wondered, here are a few things that feel awkward while wearing a mustache:
1) Attempting eye contact with girlfriend.
2) Driving by a school.
3) Erotic photo hunt.
I will be donating my used mustache to Clint.
More bullshit we made CJ do for us.