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So the wife got her hair cut today, and while I thought it looked rather fetching I was a bit thrown as her hair smelled different.  Almost…. patchouli-ish, which prompted the following exchange:

Me: “Your hair smells weird.”

K: “Yah, they used [insert name of beauty brand I can’t be bothered to remember].  It smells like patchouli.”

Me: “Oh.  For a minute I was going to ask if you fucked a hippy on the way home.”

K: “Don’t be stupid.  No one fucks hippies.”

Yeah.  I married the right woman.

Women be shopping, am I right?  HOLLA