Hey McCain! If you wanted a conservative broad, who doesn’t look like abortions, and has tits, you could of asked my neighbor from Texas. She is a total cooz too.
This woman would terrify me if she were president of the PTA, let alone the nation.
HEY GUYS omg this is gonna be awesome! When Johnny keels over in the oval office because he is 164 years old I’m going to set myself up real nice-like in there and do some shit with bills or something, and drink straight oil out of a flask, and pass a law against Darwin!
Oh, and p.s. you bitch who won the Miss Alaska beauty pageant over me, LOOK WHO’S PRETTIER AND MORE ON THE NEWS NOW, HUH? SUCK IT I PLAYED THE FLUTE THE BEST OF ANYONE AND YOU KNOW IT!