1. Hey McCain!  If you wanted a conservative broad, who doesn’t look like abortions, and has tits, you could of asked my neighbor from Texas.  She is a total cooz too.
attentiondoozers:

This woman would terrify me if she were president of the PTA, let alone the nation.  
ewilcox:

HEY GUYS omg this is gonna be awesome!  When Johnny keels over in the oval office because he is 164 years old I’m going to set myself up real nice-like in there and do some shit with bills or something, and drink straight oil out of a flask, and pass a law against Darwin!
Oh, and p.s. you bitch who won the Miss Alaska beauty pageant over me, LOOK WHO’S PRETTIER AND MORE ON THE NEWS NOW, HUH?  SUCK IT I PLAYED THE FLUTE THE BEST OF ANYONE AND YOU KNOW IT!

    Hey McCain!  If you wanted a conservative broad, who doesn’t look like abortions, and has tits, you could of asked my neighbor from Texas.  She is a total cooz too.

    attentiondoozers:

    This woman would terrify me if she were president of the PTA, let alone the nation.  

    ewilcox:

    HEY GUYS omg this is gonna be awesome!  When Johnny keels over in the oval office because he is 164 years old I’m going to set myself up real nice-like in there and do some shit with bills or something, and drink straight oil out of a flask, and pass a law against Darwin!

    Oh, and p.s. you bitch who won the Miss Alaska beauty pageant over me, LOOK WHO’S PRETTIER AND MORE ON THE NEWS NOW, HUH?  SUCK IT I PLAYED THE FLUTE THE BEST OF ANYONE AND YOU KNOW IT!