14. I was a little bastard then who should of shut the fuck up, stop listening to punk music, and liked playing football more. Oh you think your so cool, 14yr old Nick, because you are hanging out with a new group of friends? PUNCH! KICK! HEAD INTO THE LOCKER!
Get a hair cut and don’t you dare think about buying a pair of Jncos. PUNCH!
Superman putting Nick’s idea into practice:
College. It would have been nice to have a life, you dumbass. Go out more. Drink beer. Hit the clubs. Socially meander....
I’ve contemplated similar questions many times before, Nick. And I’m gonna go with me at 12. It makes my skin crawl to...