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I just realized that right now is first chance the public can see the new Star Wars “movie” and not only am I not at a theater watching, like I was for the three prequels, but I just don’t give a shit.  Wow.  Congrats George Lucas.  You killed it.

This is coming from a guy who read the Extended Universe novels when I had mono in 10th grade.  A guy who stayed in line for three days to get tickets for episode 1.  A guy who almost failed economics and had to bribe his teacher with tickets to episode 1 so he could graduate high school.  A guy who stuck up for episode 1 like a fucking idiot for four years.  A guy who took his bitch girlfriend to meet his friends for the first time and watch episode 2 because he thought it would be a perfect night.  A guy who still believed that episode 3 would redeem everything.

I don’t know if I have ever felt this let down.



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