Sean Astin in his first and only role as a legitimate Bad Ass - Check
Louis Gosset Jr as the wise, fatherly Dean with advanced military training - Check
Stereotypical Cuban Terrorist - Check
Wil Wheaton going down in a blaze of glory - Check
Wil Wheaton’s dangly earring - Checkmate
Toy Soldiers - The Movie, clocking in at 9:35
At 8 minutes in Wil Wheaton loses his shit. Awesome.