1. Sean Astin in his first and only role as a legitimate Bad Ass - Check

    Louis Gosset Jr as the wise, fatherly Dean with advanced military training - Check

    Stereotypical Cuban Terrorist - Check

    Wil Wheaton going down in a blaze of glory - Check

    Wil Wheaton’s dangly earring - Checkmate

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    Toy Soldiers - The Movie, clocking in at 9:35

    At 8 minutes in Wil Wheaton loses his shit.  Awesome.