Tomorrow is the last day to register to vote, so do it. If you have enough time to make Romney/Big Bird memes, or cat memes or look at fancy porn on tumblr, you can spend five minutes to register. This goes double for Democrats because, seriously, we suck at this. We talk a lot of shit and we’re great at compositing Romney’s face onto Hulk Hogan body while he has sex, but we’re terrible at doing real things. So just don’t sit on your ass bitching about Romney and looking at fancy porn on tumblr all day. Register, then vote, then get your shitty friends to do it too. Chances are they’re just looking at fancy porn on tumblr. This is you’re chance to do something, so do it nerd.
Nick’s right. I was looking at fancy porn. but I already registered, and you should, too.