SEARS

- You can fashion the vast amount of tools into weapons to hunt and kill prey and enemies.

- You can fashion the vast amount of riding lawnmowers into vehicles to hunt and kill prey and enemies.

- You can fashion the softer side of Sears into rope, traps, and catapults to hunt and kill prey and enemies.

- You can fashion the toys into… uh, toys to lure children into your unholy army, ready to strike at your beck and call.

- They have TV. 

 attentiondoozers:

COSTCO

 - seemingly infinite supplies of food and booze

 - tents/sleeping bags/pillows/blankets/hand sanitizer

 - large aisles (claim and defend your space)

 - MILFS

 - electronics, DVDs, books, bikes, trampolines, cart races

 - free samples 

seanbury:

It’s biological warfare and you’ve been caught shopping.  It’s total containment for survival:  You won’t be able to leave the store you are currently in… maybe ever.

Which store would you like that to be?  Explain.

Things to consider:  Procreation - How attractive is the clientele?  Food and Survival Supplies - The folks at Origins are kind of fucked.  Entertainment - How ever will you pass the time?

I don’t have the solution here — I just know that the answer is NOT Kmart.  I was just there.  Trust me.