1. cjmeeks: Finally! Somebody’s leaked test photos from that Superman movie that never happened. Remember when Tim Burton was going to make a movie, written by Kevin Smith, about the death of Superman? A lot of people I know (who I suspect masturbate to Edward Scissorhands and The Nightmare Before Christmas) would assume a Tim Burton version would be the Superman to end all Supermen. Even though the Man of Steel was going to be played by Nicolas Goddamn Cage. But, behold. I fear I shall not see a better picture than this for quite some time. Holy Fuck, There is so much terrible going on in this picture.  Did they shoot this right after Cage was shooting Con Air?  Wow.  Man, I really hate Tim Burton.

    cjmeeks:

    Finally! Somebody’s leaked test photos from that Superman movie that never happened. Remember when Tim Burton was going to make a movie, written by Kevin Smith, about the death of Superman? A lot of people I know (who I suspect masturbate to Edward Scissorhands and The Nightmare Before Christmas) would assume a Tim Burton version would be the Superman to end all Supermen. Even though the Man of Steel was going to be played by Nicolas Goddamn Cage.

    But, behold. I fear I shall not see a better picture than this for quite some time.

    Holy Fuck, There is so much terrible going on in this picture.  Did they shoot this right after Cage was shooting Con Air?  Wow.  Man, I really hate Tim Burton.

    September 22, 2009