1. My Paper for Professor Wilcox on the subject of “Woman and books and stuff”

    Girls are rad cause they like stuff and they are people, but different type of people.  You know?  I like that they have boobs.  Cause, boobs are rad two.  In conclusion, I think when Johnny told Pony Boy to “stay gold” he wanted to Pony to hold on to his youth, for they grew up too fast in that dusty Oklahoma town.

    P.S. I am going to miss class next Tuesday, I got a thing.