1. Chris Cantwell = Adventure: These Things Happened in Mission Impossible IV

    chriscantwell:

    • Ethan Hunt turns off every plane in flight with a Bluetooth
    • A building turns into a robot and then runs down a freeway
    • A car smashes into a wall which smashes into a freeway which smashes into another car which smashes into the Kremlin which smashes into the Moon
    • Jeremy Renner throws a…

    Do yourself a favor and read all of these.

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    2. vamosvideo said: uh, spoiler alert please.
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    4. barelytolerable said: I love that everyone is referred to by their acting names, including Ethan Hunt, whose most impossible mission to date has been playing Tom Cruise.
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    6. aerostarmonk reblogged this from chriscantwell and added:
      This sounds like...with less doves.
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    8. chriscantwell posted this
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