1. dinosaursfuckingrobots: A story accompanied this photo. An angry John Wilkes Boothe furious to find his pleasure robot had been fooling around, went to confront the dinosaur responsible. He sat biding his time not enjoying the songs of ‘Lost World! The Musical’ until he could strike. Finally the moment arrived. He stood and cried, “Sic Semper Tyrannis” and fired. And shot the president right in the teeth. Mary Todd Lincoln glared at him. The Tyrannosaur roared and tiptoed out the back exit. And then the pleasure bot rode away on the back of the Tyrannosaur to England where they became servants on a country estate. Illustrated by Alex Macfarlane www.dinosaursfuckingrobots.com I love this.

    dinosaursfuckingrobots:

    A story accompanied this photo.

    An angry John Wilkes Boothe furious to find his pleasure robot had been fooling around, went to confront the dinosaur responsible. He sat biding his time not enjoying the songs of ‘Lost World! The Musical’ until he could strike. Finally the moment arrived. He stood and cried, “Sic Semper Tyrannis” and fired. And shot the president right in the teeth. Mary Todd Lincoln glared at him. The Tyrannosaur roared and tiptoed out the back exit. And then the pleasure bot rode away on the back of the Tyrannosaur to England where they became servants on a country estate.

    Illustrated by Alex Macfarlane

    www.dinosaursfuckingrobots.com

    I love this.

    April 28, 2009
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