WOAH
This insane series of amateur fanfics has produced a Mad Men episode. Watch this now.
Mad Men: Fall of the Iron Curtain
This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see. This is must see.
Hey, Check out this rad short film I did back in the early days of 2010. It’s loud, fun, and it looks like I can actually play the drums. I loved working on this project, even during the 16 hour Saturday when we I slept on watermelon and sang New Radicalz all night. Thanks Dan!
NIGHT OF THE PUNKS (2010)
…is finally online. If you haven’t seen it, give it a watch and I hope you dig it! If you have seen it, give it another look and pass it along to someone you know who enjoys demon decapitation and references to the Misfits (ie everyone).
We need a movie about the bounty scandal where Sean Payton is played by Damian Lewis.
“I request trial by court martial.”
[Also: SO MUCH FOOTBALL NEWS TODAY.]
I’m in this, and it’s based on a thing I wrote months ago that was adapted into a video by Jack “For the Last Time Not Related to Me” O’Brien. It features Michael Swaim, Dylan Seaton, and Cody Johnston and was shot by Abe Epperson and Randall Maynard. It has some music from my old, currently on-hiatus band, Lunch Money Criminals, (download the music for free).
I actively fought running this video, because I didn’t think people would want to see a video version of something they’ve already read as an article. “They’ll hate it,” I said clearly, and more than once.
In terms of traffic, the video is doing really well, and the majority of the comments that aren’t about how bald I’m going say something along the lines of “So glad to see Cracked doing video versions of articles; MORE MORE MORE!”
That just proves that I have no idea what our audience will respond to and am terrible at my job.
Special guest appearance by Duckbutt, Party Animal.
Dan is very good at making me laugh.
(Source: madderred, via thecrawfordboxes)
I’m quite popular in the “Bear” contingent of the Gay Tumblr community. In the last hour I just got followed by 10 “Bear” Themed Tumblrs.
Today is all about Mundy.
Then she rapes him.
(Source: just-a-happy-camper, via noel)
Follow Up of the Day: A second clip of Invisible Children co-founder Jason Russell cracking from “exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition” surfaced this morning on TMZ, and it offers a better look at what exactly went down.
What the video lacks in public masturbation, it more than makes up for in buck-naked devil-cursing and furious finger-snapping.
Despite earlier reports suggesting otherwise, it seems Russell was never arrested nor charged. He was, however, hospitalized and placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold reserved for persons with mental disorders deemed a danger to themselves or others.
Russell’s family yesterday denied that substance abuse or alcoholism played a role in Thursday’s episode, while his wife Danica blamed the “attacks” against IC’s Kony 2012 campaign for contributing to his breakdown.
A few thoughts on this…
Ok, can we all be done with this?
Whether you support the Invisible Children-Kony 2012 campaign or not, you have to admit that this video of a naked guy freaking out is the best thing ever.
Come on Sean, its a naked guy freaking out. I’ll never be done with this. This is everything
Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Jason Russell, co-founder of the controversial nonprofit Invisible Children and the star of its ultra-viral fundraising campaign video KONY2012, was arrested last night in the San Diego neighborhood of Pacific Beach for masturbating in public while under the influence.
The San Diego Police Department says Russell, 33, was taken into custody after he was caught masturbating in public and vandalizing cars. Lt. Andra Brown also noted that he was under the influence, but did not identify the substance.
His overall behavior was said to have been “Very strange.”
[nbcsd.]
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAH
I got real tired of calling her my girlfriend. Now she’s my fiancé. Kind of excited about it too.
Between this and picking up the new Mortal Kombat, today has been pretty good.
Animated GIF of the Day: Avery Monsen and Jory John’s best-selling not-really-for-children children’s book All My Friends Are Dead gets an appropriately titled sequel, All My Friends Are Still Dead.
Spoiler Alert: Everybody dies in the end.
(Source: averymonsen)
This basket was the best
Going to miss Derek Fisher in purple & gold, again.
Derek, welcome to Clutch City and the seventh seed!
GPOY
I’ve been struggling with how to post this. I thought about writing a long, meandering post. I thought about just posting this.
Point is, I want to tell people. I’m very excited, and I hope that if this movie gets made, you will think it’s cool.
Cantwell = This Video