I remember pouring over this issue of Thrasher. It was an April fools issue and had some crazy skateboard ideas.
Thrasher Skateboard Magazine - Thrasher Magazine - April 1991
I hate that our future technology sucks.
Clay and Truly destroy me in this.
Protomax Disguise Kit
Another short for Love Stings that features Truly as Homeless Billy Mays and Clay wearing what he should always be wearing.
Shot by Anton Seim. Graphics by Christina Haberkern.
Do you have a nosey wife? How about a snooping girlfriend? Obtrusive mom? Well friend, maybe you should try Gun. Thats right, Gun. It’s even approved by Tom Strength. A Love Stings Product.
If you like Gun, maybe you should try Hygenowang
Shot by Anton Seim.
Gun and Tom Strength saved my life. I’ll never kill myself again.
Are you always coming home at 5 in the morning and your best girl wants to smell yo dick? Well, friends, it happens to the best of us. So next time you are hanging out with that stripper ho named Diamond, use Hygenowang, and your special lady will never know how much trim you have been up in. A Love Stings Product.
Starring C.J. Meeks, Chelsea Bradshaw and Audrey Hannah. Shot by Anton Seim. Animation by Mike Parker. Graphics by Christina Haberkern
Look for another one of these later today.
I really don’t want to make the sterilobox version…
Good evening, my name is Colm Feore. I’m an actor, and I wanted to let you know that John Asparagus Issue #2, in print form, will available very soon. It has short stories, drawings, prints, photographic materials and poems from over 10 different artists. You may have seen them bumming around my beautiful city, Colm Feoretown, their names are: Elizabeth Wilcox, Brad Conlin, Matt Wyatt, Chris Cantwell, Nick Rallo, Michael Truly and more.
Look for it very soon to be sold on johnasparagus.com, yes that’s this site, as well as John Asparagus Issue #1! Thanks for listening, and I will be seeing you soon.
Yours very truly,
Colm Feore.