

I just realized that right now is first chance the public can see the new Star Wars “movie” and not only am I not at a theater watching, like I was for the three prequels, but I just don’t give a shit. Wow. Congrats George Lucas. You killed it.
This is coming from a guy who read the Extended Universe novels when I had mono in 10th grade. A guy who stayed in line for three days to get tickets for episode 1. A guy who almost failed economics and had to bribe his teacher with tickets to episode 1 so he could graduate high school. A guy who stuck up for episode 1 like a fucking idiot for four years. A guy who took his bitch girlfriend to meet his friends for the first time and watch episode 2 because he thought it would be a perfect night. A guy who still believed that episode 3 would redeem everything.
I don’t know if I have ever felt this let down.
Don’t tease me. Not this year.
Also, Fuck the Cubs. Fuck the Cardinals. Fuck the Brewers.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I’m blinded by its glory.
I just watched most of this guy’s videos. OH MY GOD. It’s brilliant.
Eric, Thank you for sharing this.
This is a big turning point for the Sexman. BRACES!

Is this real? It can’t be real can it? No way is this real? But what if it is real? WHAT IS GOING ON? Where is it real? When am I?
FUCK. YES!

Now I know who I am getting to make the invites to my Box Social.
This invite is suitable for the likes of Warren G Harding himself.
The front & back of my moving announcement postcard I’m working on.
I want all the members of The State to have their own show on Comedy Central now. There is only Ken Marino, David Wain, Kevin Allison, Joe Lo Truglio, Michael Patrick Jann, and Todd Holubeck left to go.
Yay!