February 2009
62 posts
This just ruined my day →
This is so screwed up. Clint, Clay and I went to high school with these pople and while I didn’t know this girl, I feel so fucking bad for her friends and family. Fuck.
The most fucked up thing is I vividly remember this guy in high school and he was a piece of shit then and now he is human garbage now. He used to pick on my friend Oscar and one time I had to kick the shit ouf of him...
“Breasts are the cheapest special effect in our business.”
– Jim Wynorski, director of The Da Vinci Coed (no, that’s not a typo)
edit: here are his aliases - J. Andrews | Jay Andrews | H.R. Blueberry | Harold Blueberry | Bob E. Brown | Daniel Fast | David Gibbs | Heny Henri | Noble Henri | Nobel Henry | Noble Henry | J.R. Mandish | Tom Popatopolous | Arch...
Oscar-Winner Diablo Cody Mounting Zombie Movie →
Everything about the statement above bothers me.
WatchWords that every young boy needs to hear when growing up. Thank you Phil Hartman.
“You sick fuck.”
– My Dad, reacting to Dinosaurs Fucking Robots.com
Watchjoshruben:
Originally titled Dick into Dick this sketch was written by Dan Gurewitch, produced by Eva, and the weirdest thing I’ve ever directed. I cameo as the bearded guy on the street.
digg it!
I love the simplicity of this sketch. Josh did a great job with this one. Great song too. This is now one of my favorite CHTV’s
Dinosaurs Fucking Robots featured on Gizmodo - ... →
(via christinahaberkern)
I don’t know about famous…
teamtigerawesome:
Our cousin Marvin Berry just...
New Bullshit!
Watchchriscantwell:
Beautifully pointless and insane.
I hate God because this isn’t the most popular thing in the world.
Watchcuanimation:
Our latest episode
Player Haters Episode 3: “Power Up”
More Parker Goodness.
Things I learned last night
Zach and Miri is God awful.
Kevin Smith is wanting.
Half Baked is still funny.
Watchjohnasparagus:
Amazing music on the list, amazing cause.
My favorite Valentine’s Day song.
AWESOME WEBSITE ALERT! →
tomoatmeal:
I can see myself using this site all the time! By don’t take my word for it - see for yourself!
If anyone has questions about this, send ‘em my way. I’ll be trying to break open this “telephone” because earlier I heard someone talking in there and figure they could use some help getting out.
Watchattentiondoozers:
And finally from the vault today, a pilot that Invisible Engine put together. Featuring some of our favorite shorts and several NEVER BEFORE SEEN segments. Also an intro shot on 16mm.
Give it a second to load, it’s forkin huuuurge.
1st Reactions:
A. Cantwell is going to be the next Jim Henson.
B. The interludes may be some of my IE pieces ever.
C. Fuck you for holding...
Watchseanbury:
A great old thing that never got released. Yay!
chriscantwell:
A “brand new” Invisible Engine short!
attentiondoozers:
Went digging through the Invisible Engine vault this weekend. Found a few buried treasures.
First, The Sound of Love, a short made for another website. It’s been about two years and the website hasn’t released it, so it’s probably ok for you to see it...
Watchazizisbored:
Kanye West, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, T.I. and M.I.A. - Swagga Like Us
RIDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woah
A-Rod Admits Steroid Use →
Smartest thing he could of done.
He will still make it into the hall of fame.
What Parents Must Assume I'm Saying To My Youth... →
benjoseph:
New article at McSweeneys.
I think anyone who has ever coached youth sports needs to read this right away. Great job, Ben.
