September 2008
31 posts
WatchThese are my stories.
“See You in Hell” - Grim Reaper
My...
Watchatencio:
jonahray:
Finally Guess Who gets put up on SUPERDELUXE. then immedieatly it’s ripped onto FUNNY OR DIE. CHECK IT OUT AND SPREAD IT AROUND TO YER FRIENDS.
Directed by PETER ATENCIO.
featuring: JAY JOHNSTON, RANDY & JASON SKLAR, ELYSIA SKYE, and me, JONAH RAY.
Finally! Please, watch it, digg it, and pass it on to all your cool internet friends.
Why wasn’t this put up...
The most important question of all time...
dadsbigplan:
How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?
1 minute and 19 Seconds
Watchjoshruben:
my first Hardly Working!
Sweet Christ, this was magical.
Smash And Grab Capitalism, The GOP, And You →
avclubvids:
The entire world right now is watching the American economy shudder and stumble under the burden of millions of bad investments. Some of the oldest and most powerful financial institutions…
Due to new and exciting things going on in his...
Steamy, Action-Packed Movie Idea
I have known Tom for over two years and he never ceases to amaze me. Please read this.
tomoatmeal:
Hi there. How are you? Really? I’m fine. Okay, let’s get down to brass tacks here. I just finished writing the steamiest romantic thriller probably ever. It’s filled with suspense and really hot sex scenes, which audiences love. I’m just looking for an agent who wants to get themselves...
Gonna beat up some high school kids
Large Hadron Collider Webcam →
benjoseph:
Guys, chill the eff out, everything’s fine.
You calm the fuck down, man. You are just a patsi. Take off the shades brother. We are all gonna die!
Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair....
dadsbigplan:
So the wife got her hair cut today, and while I thought it looked rather fetching I was a bit thrown as her hair smelled different. Almost…. patchouli-ish, which prompted the following exchange:
Me: “Your hair smells weird.”
K: “Yah, they used [insert name of beauty brand I can’t be bothered to remember]. It smells like patchouli.”
Me: “Oh. For a minute I was going to ask if...
Watchteamtigerawesome:
Pizza Robot!
In the early 90’s the world was an uncertain place. Gang violence was everywhere, and people needed hope. They needed a hero. What they got was Pizza Robot… Starring Clay Dzygun, C.J. Meeks, Chelsea Bradshaw, Christian Langera, and Eric Cire.
This is the first of many shorts we shot over the summer while we had some free time. We hope you enjoy it. Feel free...
HOLY SHIT →
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My Favorite Bible Verse
tomoatmeal:
“Job decided to elude the swarm of hornets by hiding under a canoe. Unfortunately, the canoe was really a bunch of hornets that had pressed their bodies together to look like a canoe.”
-From the Book of Job in “The Bible II: The Mystery of Barbeque Island.”
RNC Day 3
chriscantwell:
Romney: “You know, it’s time for the party of big ideas, not the party of Big Brother.” — Patriot Act, Enemy Combatants, FISA violations.
“This is no time for timid, liberal, empty gestures.” — Yes, it’s time for War.
Huckabee: “I’m a Republican because I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life poor, waiting for the government to rescue me.” — He’s right, the government does...
My Contribution to "Palin Olympics" - Guess who... →
I’m predicting a sex scandal any minute now.
Casualties
ewilcox:
OK. Here are the books I am getting rid of. If you live in LA and you want any of these, let me know.
1) The Penguin Book of Twentieth Century Speeches
2) Teacher Man, by Frank McCourt
3) The Creative Writing MFA Handbook, by Tom Kealey
4) The Screwtape Letters, by C.S. Lewis
5) Literature: A Pocket Anthology (ed. R.S. Gwynn)
6) Waiting for Lefty and Other Plays, by Clifford...
