February 2012
17 posts
Overheard at the Black Guy Comic Book Shop in...
teamtigerawesome:
“My fucking problem with Roots is that ever since it came out, I got motherfuckers apologizing to me all the time. Like this motherfucker right here (points to me), he just can’t wait to tell me that ‘he sorry’.”
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The NFL's First Satanist Quarterback →
tomoatmeal:
I wrote an article for my friend, Justin Halpern’s new humor website. Check it out here.
Justin is hilarious and can be followed at @justin_halpern.
WatchWow
scottgairdner:
listgenerator:
funnyordie:
Arcade Daze
A classic novelty song about heading to the arcade for hot gaming action.
Gairdner did it again!
I had the honor of directing the video for “Arcade Daze”, the hilarious new novelty song by Tyrus Smackey and the Scoot-Bootin’ Bunch. These goofy songsmiths have a very funny future ahead!
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January 2012
54 posts
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Truly pitched us a movie idea-
Truly: can we write a movie about cocaine?
Nick: yep.
Truly: like where cocaine
Truly: is in every single scene
Truly: and call it Cocainiacs
Truly: and everyone in it is a lawyer and coked up
Truly: also nobody wears shirts
Truly: EVER.
Nick: i like it.
Truly: also stacks of guns on guns
Truly: not displayed just stacked
Truly: also tits
Truly: tits everywhere
Truly: no shirts
Truly: no one
Clint: just messy stacks of guns handed out by topless women?
Truly: no one has shirts
Truly: guns cocaine
Truly: no shirts
Truly: let's sell it
Truly: someone call our agent
Truly: also there's a dog
Truly: people love dogs
Truly: the dog has a shirt
Truly: cause it's a cute dog
Truly: it's a cute dressed up dog that people are gonna love
Truly: then it gets into the cocaine
Truly: and pow
Truly: they kill the dog
Truly: make it real
Truly: fucking make it so real
Truly: shake em up
Truly: those fuckers
Truly: gotta shake em up
Truly: make it real
Clint: dude...
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michaeltruly:
Dead grandfather = thumbs down Big writing contract = thumbs up Continued existence of artichokes = Thumbs sideways
Alright 2012, so far you’re a wash.
Watchteamtigerawesome:
Here is our interview we did for FOX5 news in Vegas. It’s scary how professional we we’re.
EDIT: The formatting of their embed doesn’t work well with Tumblr, so you should watch it here.
Hey, this is a silly thing that happened.
Grantland Let Me Talk About '2 Broke Girls' →
Congrats Andrew
Thank you Texans
Let’s kill it in 2012
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“Creating work is your job. Waiting for opportunities in the entertainment...”
– Sage advice from Thomas Lennon (via balltillifall)
