Woah
In. Here’s my money, when can I see it?
The Bourne torch, handed off to Jeremy Renner. This is a welcome thing.
(Source: danhacker)
“My fucking problem with Roots is that ever since it came out, I got motherfuckers apologizing to me all the time. Like this motherfucker right here (points to me), he just can’t wait to tell me that ‘he sorry’.”
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Another page from the giant garbage can full of script pages on Venice. I just grabbed a giant handful and stuffed them in my backpack. I’m still reading through them, but as far as I can tell there’s pages from a bunch of different scripts. Also I started to correct some of the misspellings and stuff and then thought, what’s the point? This is garbage anyway.
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Found this page of a screenplay in the trash on Venice Blvd.
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Elton John - This Train Doesn’t Stop There Anymore
This might be my favorite non Iron Maiden/KISS/Guns N’ Roses/Dr Dre/Danzig music video.
A lot of Katy GIFs are now in existence. Thanks Cody….
Fun thing I got to do for today’s sketch competition winner.
Alternate GIF: “Katy Stoll wouldn’t hurt a fly.”
Man, I was about to ask Katy out… Now? Not so much. Dang.
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Look how cute I am.
I wrote an article for my friend, Justin Halpern’s new humor website. Check it out here.
Justin is hilarious and can be followed at @justin_halpern.
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Wow
A classic novelty song about heading to the arcade for hot gaming action.
Gairdner did it again!
I had the honor of directing the video for “Arcade Daze”, the hilarious new novelty song by Tyrus Smackey and the Scoot-Bootin’ Bunch. These goofy songsmiths have a very funny future ahead!
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Laughing To Keep From Crying of the Day: Rep. John Fleming (R-LA) is the latest person-who-should-know-better to ironically fall for a satirical Onion piece pointing out the crazy things pro-life people unchallengingly believe about Planned Parenthood.
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Laughing To Keep From Crying of the Day: Rep. John Fleming (R-LA) is the latest person-who-should-know-better to ironically fall for a satirical Onion piece pointing out the crazy things pro-life people unchallengingly believe about Planned Parenthood.
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I hope to someday take something as seriously as Nicholas Cage takes being in terrible movies.
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My John Madden impression is impeccable.
In this old sketch, we break down Tom Brady’s greatest attribute, his ass. Happy Superbowl Eve!
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I just showed this to my Dad, my two uncles, and my uncle’s girlfriend. The girlfriend left crying.
Happy Super Bowl.
Like I’m NOT going to post this on Superbowl weekend? Please. I’ll be posting this goddamn thing every February until I’m dead.
Some things to keep in mind when watching:
-All the guys were amazing in this, especially since we hadn’t really told them they’d be making out with each other until they showed up.
-We started drinking around 10:30 am to “loosen up”.
-The first time I kissed Massouh, he swooned.
-We had no idea at the time that Jesus was going to actually become a Broncos fan.
-Waldman snaked his way out of being in it claiming “he’d just laugh too much”.
-I believe there was an alternate take where Jesus screamed “Get in the fucking truck, faggots!” Jamieson visibly cringed. Some things are just too powerful for the human mind to comprehend…
-We’re not gay, ok? Seriously. Stop asking. Maybe YOU’RE gay. You ever think about that? I mean, what about me makes you think I’m gay? I like chicks, bro. CHICKS.
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Kung Fu Karl: Dwarf At The Super Bowl
KFK is back!!! Watch and watch and watch…and watch.
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