Movie #33 of 2012: THE LAST BOY SCOUT
This is the 3rd best Die Hard.
Tilda Swinton looked kinda weird at the SAG Awards.
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Ferris Bueller Sequel of the Day: So the Ferris Bueller “sequel” that was teased last week has been unveiled in full, and it’s… an ad for Honda starring Matthew Broderick as himself.
But it does pay homage to Ferris Bueller, which is something? And it does do a great job at selling something: The certainty that no one should ever try to make a Ferris Bueller sequel.
[honda.]
THIS IS DUMB. I’M ANGRY.
This is a fucking hack waste of millions of dollars.
Who likes this horse shit? ANSWER ME
Hey! We just realized that we launched Team Tiger Awesome.com six years ago today. It’s just amazing to sit back and think of all the memories we have had on this crazy journey. Hell, we all thought we would be making porn by now.
Since we’re reminiscing. Here is the link the first sketch we ever shot. It’s really good.* Here’s to at least another 15 months of putting up with each other!
*-No it’s not.
No Retreat, No Surrender
Fuck it, I’m gonna listen to Faith No More all day.
can we write a movie about cocaine?
yep.
like where cocaine
is in every single scene
and call it Cocainiacs
and everyone in it is a lawyer and coked up
also nobody wears shirts
EVER.
i like it.
also stacks of guns on guns
not displayed just stacked
also tits
tits everywhere
no shirts
no one
just messy stacks of guns handed out by topless women?
no one has shirts
guns cocaine
no shirts
let's sell it
someone call our agent
also there's a dog
people love dogs
the dog has a shirt
cause it's a cute dog
it's a cute dressed up dog that people are gonna love
then it gets into the cocaine
and pow
they kill the dog
make it real
fucking make it so real
shake em up
those fuckers
gotta shake em up
make it real
dude...
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On February 17th, Those Aren’t Muskets! will be premiering their first feature film, Kill Me Now, at the Beloit International Film Festival! Kill Me Now features plenty of familiar Cracked faces, including Michael Swaim, Katie Willert, Katy Stoll, Kaitlin Large, (Agents of Cracked’s Kelly Wheeler), Jacob Reed, (Tremendosaur), Beck Bennet, Nick Rutherford & Kyle Mooney, (Good Neighbor), Nick Mundy, (Team Tiger Awesome), Noah Byrne, (Horsehead Businessman), and a brief but mesmerizing cameo from the guy who plays Daniel O’Brien in all of those Cracked videos.
Following the screening, there will be a live performance featuring all of the Cracked people on that flier up there. We’ll be doing sketches, stand-up, songs, and raps, and then a Q&A. Then, gun to my head, lots and lots of drinking, I’d imagine, before waking up the next day to soak up some of that tropical Wisconsin heat, (I’ve never been to Wisconsin- it’s in the Caribbean, right?).
If you can’t get into the first screening, BIFF will be showing Kill Me Now again on Saturday, at 5:00pm at Bushel & Pecks, (328 State Street, Beloit).
To recap…
Night One: (7:30pm) Screening and live sketch show at La Casa Grande, 618 4th St, Beloit
Night Two: (5:00pm) Screening at Bushel & Pecks, 328 State Street, Beloit
(There will also be a secret live show at a secret location on Saturday, but I’m not allowed to tell you about it yet.)
Hope to see you all there!COME TO THIS! it’ll be so much fun!
Hey! I’m in this movie. Perhaps I should book a flight to Wisconsin…
GPOY
I always wanted my parents to adopt a well rounded Vietnamese kid, so that when he’s killed, I could avenge his death via skateboarding and Tony Hawk.
Mundy was drunk, then he saw a picture of Dan O’Brien and Katie Willert on Twitter, then this happened.
Dammit…
Look at my fucking face!
Thank you Clay Larsen for doing a great job with a limited subject.
Today has a been a great day and we are going to order a couple of these to celebrate. Details are forthcoming.
Dead grandfather = thumbs down
Big writing contract = thumbs up
Continued existence of artichokes = Thumbs sidewaysAlright 2012, so far you’re a wash.
2012!
Here is our interview we did for FOX5 news in Vegas. It’s scary how professional we we’re.
EDIT: The formatting of their embed doesn’t work well with Tumblr, so you should watch it here.
Hey, this is a silly thing that happened.
The lady who intros every episode of Downton Abbey on Netflix Instant is the adult version of Ginny Weasley.
in 2007, five guys murdered another guy that i went to high school with. they beat the shit out of him until one of...
Hey! We just realized that we launched Team Tiger Awesome.com six years ago today. It’s just amazing to sit back and think of all the memories we...
Two Things Promo
A while ago some buddies and I made some sketches. I posted this one yesterday and thought I’d post...