Movie #33 of 2012: THE LAST BOY SCOUT
This is the 3rd best Die Hard.
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Tilda Swinton looked kinda weird at the SAG Awards.
(Source: xhxix)
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Ferris Bueller Sequel of the Day: So the Ferris Bueller “sequel” that was teased last week has been unveiled in full, and it’s… an ad for Honda starring Matthew Broderick as himself.
But it does pay homage to Ferris Bueller, which is something? And it does do a great job at selling something: The certainty that no one should ever try to make a Ferris Bueller sequel.
[honda.]
THIS IS DUMB. I’M ANGRY.
This is a fucking hack waste of millions of dollars.
Who likes this horse shit? ANSWER ME
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Hey! We just realized that we launched Team Tiger Awesome.com six years ago today. It’s just amazing to sit back and think of all the memories we have had on this crazy journey. Hell, we all thought we would be making porn by now.
Since we’re reminiscing. Here is the link the first sketch we ever shot. It’s really good.* Here’s to at least another 15 months of putting up with each other!
*-No it’s not.
No Retreat, No Surrender
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Fuck it, I’m gonna listen to Faith No More all day.
Truly pitched us a movie idea-
- Truly:
can we write a movie about cocaine?
- Nick:
yep.
- Truly:
like where cocaine
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is in every single scene
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and call it Cocainiacs
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and everyone in it is a lawyer and coked up
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also nobody wears shirts
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EVER.
- Nick:
i like it.
- Truly:
also stacks of guns on guns
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not displayed just stacked
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also tits
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tits everywhere
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no shirts
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no one
- Clint:
just messy stacks of guns handed out by topless women?
- Truly:
no one has shirts
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guns cocaine
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no shirts
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let's sell it
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someone call our agent
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also there's a dog
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people love dogs
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the dog has a shirt
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cause it's a cute dog
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it's a cute dressed up dog that people are gonna love
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then it gets into the cocaine
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and pow
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they kill the dog
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make it real
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fucking make it so real
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shake em up
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those fuckers
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gotta shake em up
- Truly:
make it real
- Clint:
dude...
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On February 17th, Those Aren’t Muskets! will be premiering their first feature film, Kill Me Now, at the Beloit International Film Festival! Kill Me Now features plenty of familiar Cracked faces, including Michael Swaim, Katie Willert, Katy Stoll, Kaitlin Large, (Agents of Cracked’s Kelly Wheeler), Jacob Reed, (Tremendosaur), Beck Bennet, Nick Rutherford & Kyle Mooney, (Good Neighbor), Nick Mundy, (Team Tiger Awesome), Noah Byrne, (Horsehead Businessman), and a brief but mesmerizing cameo from the guy who plays Daniel O’Brien in all of those Cracked videos.
Following the screening, there will be a live performance featuring all of the Cracked people on that flier up there. We’ll be doing sketches, stand-up, songs, and raps, and then a Q&A. Then, gun to my head, lots and lots of drinking, I’d imagine, before waking up the next day to soak up some of that tropical Wisconsin heat, (I’ve never been to Wisconsin- it’s in the Caribbean, right?).
If you can’t get into the first screening, BIFF will be showing Kill Me Now again on Saturday, at 5:00pm at Bushel & Pecks, (328 State Street, Beloit).
To recap…
Night One: (7:30pm) Screening and live sketch show at La Casa Grande, 618 4th St, Beloit
Night Two: (5:00pm) Screening at Bushel & Pecks, 328 State Street, Beloit
(There will also be a secret live show at a secret location on Saturday, but I’m not allowed to tell you about it yet.)
Hope to see you all there!COME TO THIS! it’ll be so much fun!
Hey! I’m in this movie. Perhaps I should book a flight to Wisconsin…
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GPOY
I always wanted my parents to adopt a well rounded Vietnamese kid, so that when he’s killed, I could avenge his death via skateboarding and Tony Hawk.
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Mundy was drunk, then he saw a picture of Dan O’Brien and Katie Willert on Twitter, then this happened.
Dammit…
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Look at my fucking face!
Thank you Clay Larsen for doing a great job with a limited subject.
Today has a been a great day and we are going to order a couple of these to celebrate. Details are forthcoming.
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Dead grandfather = thumbs down
Big writing contract = thumbs up
Continued existence of artichokes = Thumbs sidewaysAlright 2012, so far you’re a wash.
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2012!
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Here is our interview we did for FOX5 news in Vegas. It’s scary how professional we we’re.
EDIT: The formatting of their embed doesn’t work well with Tumblr, so you should watch it here.
Hey, this is a silly thing that happened.
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